Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines was announced. Doug Bradley? Incestuous mutants? An origin storyline? These are some of my favorite things! It also revolves around Halloween. One thing we actually need more of. That, and New Years Day horror movies. With luck, Declan O'Brien will fill all of our holidays with rampaging backwood deviants.
In case you dropped off the planet for a while, you can catch up (and perhaps understand my personal love of Wrong Turn) by reading my Not a Review of Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings at typicallydia.com.
If you are down with the mutant sex from day one, take a right turn to check out the new unrated trailer.
There you have it. Don't be in the wrong fucking theatre. If you are afraid to click that clicky link up there or are too young, come out to the Mayfair for some lighter fare tomorrow night. Monster Squad with prizes from Ottawa Horror! Be there at 10:45 Saturday or 8:00 p.m. Sunday for the kids and a few of you will walk away with Ottawa Horror Volume II DVDs.
Now, in case this all sounds familiar: Bloodline and Doug Bradley have been chanted together in the past. Hellraiser IV: Bloodline is likely the fan favorite after the original Hellraiser.